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Deb · Post by **Deb** » Sat May 23, 2015 6:54 am

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down.

Deb · Post by **Deb** » Sat May 23, 2015 6:56 am

The midget psychic escaped prison. He was a small medium at large.

rustbucket · Post by **rustbucket** » Sat May 23, 2015 7:23 am

was it the Missionaries who gave Cannibals their first 'taste' of Religion?

Lancashire Lad · Post by **Lancashire Lad** » Sun May 24, 2015 6:57 pm

I bought a cheap 2015 calendar – but its days are clearly numbered.

Regards,
Mike.

mushroom mike · Post by **mushroom mike** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:38 pm

How much do dead batteries cost?
Nothing, they're free of charge.

mushroom mike · Post by **mushroom mike** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:43 pm

Dr, Dr, I've got a lettuce growing out of my bottom.
Let me take a look,... mmm...yes i can see a leaf sticking out. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

Leif · Post by **Leif** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 7:32 am

"Dr, I've got a strawberry growing out of the side of my head."
"Don't worry, I'll give you some cream to put on it."

"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?" (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edi ... 216991.stm)

jimmymac2 · Post by **jimmymac2** » Sun Aug 30, 2015 7:28 pm

What was the only animal not to go in a pair into the ark?

Maggots! They went in an apple!

mushroom mike · Post by **mushroom mike** » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:14 pm

Why did the scarecrow win an award ?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

adampembs · Post by **adampembs** » Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:23 am

mushroom mike wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:14 pm
Why did the scarecrow win an award ?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

I think we have a winner!

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