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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down.
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The midget psychic escaped prison. He was a small medium at large.
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was it the Missionaries who gave Cannibals their first 'taste' of Religion?
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I bought a cheap 2015 calendar – but its days are clearly numbered.
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Mike.
Regards,
Mike.
Common sense is not so common.
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How much do dead batteries cost?
Nothing, they're free of charge.
Nothing, they're free of charge.
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Dr, Dr, I've got a lettuce growing out of my bottom.
Let me take a look,... mmm...yes i can see a leaf sticking out. That's just the tip of the iceberg.
Let me take a look,... mmm...yes i can see a leaf sticking out. That's just the tip of the iceberg.
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"Dr, I've got a strawberry growing out of the side of my head."
"Don't worry, I'll give you some cream to put on it."
"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?" (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edi ... 216991.stm)
"Don't worry, I'll give you some cream to put on it."
"Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?" (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edi ... 216991.stm)
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What was the only animal not to go in a pair into the ark?
Maggots! They went in an apple!
Maggots! They went in an apple!
Always keep your eyes open... 

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Why did the scarecrow win an award ?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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mushroom mike wrote: ↑Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:14 pmWhy did the scarecrow win an award ?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

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